@Laser_Cat: You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza.
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@TheCiscoKidder: My wife never catches me scoping out the hot chick because she's too busy judging the hot chick.
@SteveSuckington: My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent.
@slyoung5: Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him.