@StarksWeek: You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat.
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@Mr_Kapowski: It doesn't matter if you can tell an Asian from a African elephant if it's charging you At that point, it's irrelephant
@GrapeSodaJamb: free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side
@underchilde: Do doctors actually use drugs to induce comas or is it just easier if they start talking about golf?
@abbycohenwl: Pet Store Manager: What qualifies you to work here? Applicant: I'm kind of sweet yet sad & a bit creepy for some reason PSM: You're hired!