@Vanilla_cupcak: You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it
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@ElleOhHell: 911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body! "That's not exactly an emergency." Oh. Huh. Ok. *Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*
@FatherWithTwins: Welcome to parenting. None of the pencils in your house have erasers on them now.
@thenatewolf: WEBSITE: You must be legal age to view this content. What year were you born? ME AT 13: [Playing it safe] 623 BC
@camelSWAG69: [walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week