@Vanilla_cupcak: You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it
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@iheartgunts: Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart.
@dshack8: "I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead." The last thoughts of a man who's about to die.