@SlayerSays: You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too.
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@Swishergirl24: People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.
@1CleverClogs: My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night.
@Cheeseboy22: The best way to infuriate a mom is to open a second box of something when there's still a box of the same thing already open.
@ReeseButCallMeV: Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15.