@Underchilde: You could kidnap my mom and she’d still ask if you’ve eaten.
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@RandomManik: Everything brightened up when you came into our presence. - Food in my refrigerator.
@WheelTod: I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts.
@MoneypennyNaked: I really need someone to follow me around Target to say "No. No. Put that back. You don't need that. You already have 4 of those at home."
@Schmoodles: Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :(