@sweetandweak: You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.
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@TheBlessMess: My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
@YesItsAl: I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend
@Mr_Kapowski: You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did