@Social_Mime: You dance like nobody is watching. I eat like that.
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@briancthayer: Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly.
@boring_as_heck: SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy
@MichaelaOkla: Imagine getting married and you write your own vows and it’s beautiful and everyone is sobbing and after the wedding your husband hands you the vows he wrote down in a sweet glass case to keep forever and you read them and the first line reads “your my soulmate”
@just1fool: The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils.