@Social_Mime: You dance like nobody is watching. I eat like that.
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@JaySaysStuff: Hot single dads in your area AREN'T WORKING 60 HOURS A WEEK FOR YOU TO AIR CONDITION THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR.
@AmberTozer: Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome
@suzieQ0007: My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now.