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@arcaduh: You don't have a Twitter account. Twitter has a You account.
@Book_Krazy: How much for the mirror?
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
@EndhooS: "Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..." I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile.
@AbbyHasIssues: I would like to think money won’t change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.
@thejamietighe: Should I buy a pizza? Heads I do, tales I ignore the coin.
@Brampersandon_: ME: *eating fast food*
VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff?
VG: That stuff is gonna kill you
ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough