@arcaduh: You don't have a Twitter account. Twitter has a You account.
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@causticbob: Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers. His name was Frank
@KateWhineHall: Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand.