@dshack8: You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you.
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@mlevchin: Front page of cnn.com features "Cats that look like Hitler". Just not enough other important stuff happening in the world, I guess.
@ddsmidt: When someone reads your message, then never responds, it's just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?
@Thynebear: Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? "I'll have a panda please" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?
@defdanielle: there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting