@Donna_McCoy: You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas.
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@WilliamAder: One more missile failure and the Acme Corp. is going to lose that North Korea contract.
@shegotagronk: Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want.
@BuckyIsotope: Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."