@kwirkyKerri: You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose.
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@Kim_pulsive: There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug
@LuvPug: I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble
@causticbob: On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros.
@sween: When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."