@donni: You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking.
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@KalvinMacleod: WIFE: Where are the groceries? ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean? *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
@gabeserra: Power's been out for 40 minutes and the kids are asking why I haven't put new batteries in the house yet...
@NikatNiteNite: Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to.