@2tonbug: You found poison in his stomach? But he HATED poison!
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@TheTweetOfGod: Sounds like @rickygervais is an arachnophobe, and you know what that means: Deep down inside, he's a spider.
@RowdyBowden: Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub.
@Home_Halfway: I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there.