@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.
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@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.
@InternetHippo: SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here
@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
@claire_mudie: If you lost your needle in a haystack then I don't think you were responsible enough to have had a needle in the first place. Needle loser.