@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.
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@erinmallorylong: I get very stressed out when characters in movies are told a rapid-fire list of things to do and don't write it down.
@samalmightysam: The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week.