@Elizasoul80: "You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock." - tombstones
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@nicfit75: My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
@girl_a_whirl: A spider crawled on my son's hand today. I did what any father would do. I mean, Luke Skywalker seems like a productive member of society.
@IamEnidColeslaw: are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked
@tease: posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends