@eric10F: You had me at "various dipping sauces"
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@Tmoney68: If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja.
@alfageeek: Wife: We don't have anything planned today… Me: Cool! Wife: …so I was thinking we should… Me: (dammit)
@AndrewProTV: I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight...
@patnspankme: I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies.