@Vodkantots: You had me at, "we'll make it look like an accident."
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@johnofah: Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
@TheHyyyype: ME: hey buddy, can you go in there and buy me a pack of cigarettes? GUY: dude, you're like 45, why can't you buy them yourself? ME: because i don't have any money
@Rhythms_n_Booze: Cop: What's the hurry? Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.