@briangaar: You had me at "we've got the place surrounded"
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@MakesYouGiggle: Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern.
@Marlebean: My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath. The walls, too. Yup, and ceiling.
@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.