@briangaar: You had me at "we've got the place surrounded"
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@dafloydsta: [therapy] HIM: Should we talk about the elephant in the room? ME: I don't like to talk about him ELEPHANT: Ok wow I'm like right here man
@KentWGraham: Get your employees to work harder by “accidentally” leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff.