@briangaar: You had me at "we've got the place surrounded"
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@maughammom: I'd say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we're not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, ice dispenser..
@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
@MartaEffing: Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.