@ValeeGrrl: You have to admire husband's focus as he plays on his iPad while I furiously chop carrots tapping out "I hate you" in morse code w my knife.
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@Maxine12333: Woke at 2 AM to a strange male voice telling me to accept god. Storm knocked out power at 7 and I forgot to turn off TV - thought I'd died.
@CYComedy: My goal weight is for my waiter to ask me if I want a salad with my meal without bursting into laughter.
@jessokfine: Bread pudding is not a dessert. it is just wet bread. do not fall for this scam. Resist.