@heidi420x: You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
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@Jenny4ashley: A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
@weismanjake: Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
@themiltron: humans: we're gonna eat you chicken: shit, i guess i better lay some eggs to further the species humans: cool, we'll eat those too
@BoogTweets: (Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!