@heidi420x: You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
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@LisaMcAlister1: Instead of saying, "YOLO", try saying, "Carpe Diem". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche.
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