@prozdkp: you know a tweet’s gotten spread around when random catholics get mad at you “PLEASE DON’T GO TO MASS IF YOU’RE NOT CATHOLIC” my..my wife wanted me to go, you turkey, catholic mass is not my go-to choice for a FUN NIGHT OUT
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@shopkins776: I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add "This time I'm serious"
@offbeatoliv: I believe that growing up watching Porky Pig cartoons have contributed to my lack of pants.
@mrjohndarby: [1st ever peacock to open up his tail] hey fellas, I dunno what it is, but i. feel. fantastic.