@OhNoSheTwitnt: You know how dogs think, when you leave, that you're never coming back? That's how I feel when I leave the house for work every morning.
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@miniwheats2012: The scary moment when the person you just watched sneeze in their hand wants to shake your hand
@panmidwest: [date night] me: you know it was pretty hard to get a table here gf: we are in your apartment me: you gotta carry it up like 4 flights of stairs then turn it sideways to get it through the door