@TheMichaelRock: You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.
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@ryangriffiths: I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me "just be yourself".
@MariyaAlexander: Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised.
@SlabBaconBP: Im the guy that says "Is he bothering you?" when some douche is hitting on you, just so I can hang around and bother you after he goes away.