@TheMichaelRock: You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.
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@julie2288: The hardest part of raising kids is learning to let them go... Especially when they're 19 and STILL can't remember to flush a toilet.
@BitchyJasmine: I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
@Marlebean: "Say TGIF ONE more time" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, "Go ahead, say it again."