@cambuslad: You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that.
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@Rebelling_Jyn: Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere.
@iRowlf: "Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!" -Vin Diesel eating a purse
@brownbear952: Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you.
@atanya1111: At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator.