@cambuslad: You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that.
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@One_FineMess: Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock.
@DirtyySouthMess: I was singing in the gym shower & the girl in the one beside me started singing along & then suddenly my life became this weird, naked duet.
@eye_spyder: You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen.