@cambuslad: You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that.
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@samuelhlowe: - Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?
@robfee: If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says "Uh, it's Adam & Eve" you can be like "OH REALLY?" and have the boys attack!!
@ninjadinosaur1: I'm pretty sure there isn't a single Australian animal that wouldn't look good in a top hat.
@ericsshadow: My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.