@amazymay72x: You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill...
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@Kyle_Raney: "I'd like to make a toast." - piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family
@realHamOnWry: According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962.
@robdelaney: Imagine your relief if you had a dream your daughter was dating a DJ then woke up & remembered she was dating a ferris wheel operator.