@llvvzz: You know what's better than being married? Everything.
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@SimplyRetard: "*RING**RING* in the middle Of night! "Hello?" "Hey man are you home?" "No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King."
@KalvinMacleod: ME: ur more likely to get hit by lightning than eaten by a shark SHARK: [biting my torso] today's your lucky day ME: *gets hit by lightning*