@Ivsy01: You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car.
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@helltotheyaya: Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
@wickedsuga: Him: I just want a stable relationship. Me: Yeah, horses are cool. Him: ........ Flirting is hard, you guys.
@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.