@InnocentMarina6: You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies..
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@daemonic3: [at zoo] Kids, here we have reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. This means they rely on external heat and often answer texts with just a K.
@my_minivan_life: Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it’s the kids.