@InnocentMarina6: You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies..
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@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.
@Mr_Kapowski: GROUND CONTROL: *throws headset* I lost him, sir *my voice cuts in on radio* Hello?..Sorry I was drafting a tweet..How do I fly the plane
@Artemis_Ascends: Fair warning. If you schedule your child’s birthday party before 11am, they will receive a book about where babies come from.