@InnocentMarina6: You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies..
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@klecket: Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?
@djdarrellripley: It turns out condoms aren't 100% effective, unless you actually take them out of your wallet...
@MomOnFire: Granny, pay attention and don't panic. I need you to think hard and tell me how many brownies you ate out of the blue pan.
@Smooheed: "Don't worry my love, I'll breathe for the both of us" I whisper as I drink directly from the wine bottle