@InnocentMarina6: You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies..
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@trumpetcake: People always complain that I'm "out there." [On the phone. To the cops. While I'm sitting in their birdbath.]
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires.
@Boobzillaz: Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss.
@sixfootcandy: [family brunch] Sister: We'd love you to be our daughter's godmother. Me: No thank you. Please pass the syrup.