@InnocentMarina6: You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies..
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@SteveSuckington: 1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us
@WhaJoTalkinBout: For a dude who just shot a man in the head, the guy from Bohemian Rhapsody seems quite sanctimonious about getting spit on.
@uncle_fescue: I just saw my ex get hit by a snow plow but in all fairness I have never driven one of these before.