@SamuelHLowe: You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer.
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@AimeeHelene1: Friend: Who's that? Me: Oh...that's crazy Kathy. F: Why do you call her that? Is she funny or something? Me: No. She eats hair.
@DBMaxP: According to the group of firemen in our floor's breakroom... my microwave popcorn is burnt
@rickkondell: Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.