@jake_lach: You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off
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@checkyourfox: I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.
@adamallday: I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement.
@jlock17: Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."