@thebeckyard: You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry.
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@Brampersandon_: [doing a sexy skype chat] GF: show me urs & I'll show u mine ME: mmm baby I can't wait *we both lower our cams to show each other our dogs*
@offbeatoliv: It's such bullshit that there's no zombie apocalypse. I totally want to hit my neighbor over the head with a shovel.