@thebeckyard: You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry.
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@NotBachibawlz: Someday astronauts will land on the sun .... Im hoping they're smart enough to do this at nighttime when it's not as hot
@AndrewNadeau0: I'm not rich in money, but I'm rich in friends and family. You know, the bad kind of rich.
@rockymomax: ME: let me take you to a nice dinner HER: ok ME: somewhere they make the food right there in front of you HER: oh like Benihana? ME: (slipping subway coupons back in my pocket) I guess so