@thebeckyard: You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry.
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@3sunzzz: If I owned a bar, the only food I'd serve would be warm buns and it would have a dance floor. I would name it Abundance. I am so sorry.
@TheTweetOfGod: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." - A man who owned other men.
@rmfnord: "Whoa! Hey there, buddy, leave me out of it. This has got nothing to do with me." - The Horse You Rode In On
@Mike_Bianchi: It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose.