@shutupmikeginn: You learn something new everyday. Yesterday I learned eating 29 SlimJims gives me diarrhea. Today I learned eating 28 also gives me diarrhea
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@junejuly12: [First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ............... Me: Sorry. Force of habit.
@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito
@Home_Halfway: [Enter Password] abc1234 [Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]
@fightforfood: Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift