@lnsaneTweets: You look like something I'd draw with my left hand
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@patnspankme: This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer
@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@chuuew: Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security
@Social_Mime: Wife - We're invited to a gender reveal party. Me - I always knew Ralph wanted to be a woman. W - It's for a baby Me - Ralph is pregnant?