@FloodyHippie: You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal.
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@AntonioFrench: Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
@yoyoha: Just heard they're investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
@TheCatWhisprer: I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible.