@FloodyHippie: You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal.
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@MagsWoodward: I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me.
@joci2203: Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle.
@kevinrowe1: Take it from me. Your wife will not like it if you say, "My twitter girls would do that"
@chilldadpalguy: name a hurricane "Jesus" cuz then u could say "Jesus is coming" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture