@Adam_Leedham: You need to fix your sign you....you....you DIVS.
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@SteveSuckington: [camping] "Dad I'm afraid a raccoon is gonna come in my tent and eat me" -don't be silly. It'll probably be a bear. Sleep tight.
@ibid78: If you whisper, "we're being watched," you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days.