@itsboyschapter: you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it
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@BritXNic: I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets.
@prettysadmostly: I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks
@PashSara: 5: Mommy, we can eat something if we not allergic? Me: yep 5:right now? Me:sure 5:BROTHER! Mom said we can have ice cream! Me: sonofa...
@SCbchbum: I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving.