@marknorm: You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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@oakhillbargrill: If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo
@BuckyIsotope: HONEY I ACCIDENTALLY FILLED THE BABY'S BOTTLE WITH RED BULL Oh god, is he sick HE'S GOT ME IN A HEAD LOCK AND IS SAYING I'M A NERD. CALL 911
@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.