@marknorm: You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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@MrT1M: Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair.
@lisaxy424: I feel like my relationship with the Walking Dead started so great and we had some good times but now we’re only staying together for the kids.
@bromanconsul: sorry son. I know u had ur heart set on college but Grandma had to throw her massive diamond into the ocean to deal w some emotional stuff