@marknorm: You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
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@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"
@jake_lach: Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot
@decentbirthday: Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that