@FeelingMervis: "You never told me you were vegan!" - no one ever
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@CM2BTTHD: Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.
@Jessdaisy: I'm "the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room" years old
@bobbiejo448: This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five.