@FeelingMervis: "You never told me you were vegan!" - no one ever
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@varoon_singh: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
@neiltyson: Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic