@FeelingMervis: "You never told me you were vegan!" - no one ever
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@LMFaye: The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
@pleatedjeans: Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly
@notalogin: Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form.