@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
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@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.
@dhumann: If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
@david8hughes: [puts dog in car] Me to wife: just gonna take her to the vet Wife: why u whispering [car screeches away] Me with wife in headlock: thats why