@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
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@TabooBooSF: My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox.
@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.
@JimGaffigan: Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I’m put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs.