@thomasdynamic: You play the cards life deals you. They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest.
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@KPsych29: My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.
@Rollinintheseat: Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
@Book_Krazy: Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break
@NuryVittachi: WIFE: So, is Elon Musk an alien from another galaxy? ME: Nah, an alien would have a name made of random human sounds. Wait