@thomasdynamic: You play the cards life deals you. They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest.
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@Julian_Deane: We’ve run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops.
@roostermustache: Me: i'll have a beer Bartender: ok it's on the house buddy Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i'm not climbing up there again
@the_anastasia: Skittles: Taste the rainbow. Acid: See the rainbow. Absinthe: Hear the rainbow. Alcohol: Love the rainbow. Ambien: Sleep with the rainbow. Weed: Laugh with the rainbow. Valium: Relax with the rainbow. MDMA: Tell your secrets to the rainbow. Shrooms: Be the rainbow.