@Brentweets: You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom
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@TheAlexP: Girl seeing my torn jeans Where'd you get those?! *remembers trying to pee on a hill & stumbling backwards through thorn bushes* The Gap.
@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
@bacon_gillepic: A client on the phone accidentally said they love me before they hung up Not gonna lie it felt good