@Brentweets: You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression.
@Book_Krazy: Me: *excited* I bought a bunch of Christmas carbs just like you said! My boss: You mean Christmas cards? Me with doughnut glaze all over my face: what My boss: what
@ericsshadow: No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married.
@SondraDeeMe: Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced.