@JermHimselfish: You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
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@Inferno_V: A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused.
@bibbymoynihan: If you ever see me in a restaurant, please approach my table and do your Drunk Uncle impression. Especially if I'm with family or a girl.
@moooooog35: I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers.