@Jebo_te_patak: You say tomato, I say that's a weird thing to say for no reason. We were just sitting here quietly, and you're all "tomato." You can leave.
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@shegotagronk: I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
@1followernodad: Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal.
@DaddyJew: If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day but if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done
@lilnatebigworld: "Wow, that milk is spoiled!" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*