@weinerdog4life: You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom.
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@Hilarious_Idiot: Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good..
@NickBossRoss: You'd think after 12 years of filming Boyhood someone would be like hey maybe we should make this good.
@CelebrityChez: Helpful tip: If you throw a baby at a tiger, I only recommend throwing a baby that you don't like.