@UNTRESOR: You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,
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@shkeeber: Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
@RexHuppke: For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@pbear79: A woman with questionable hygiene, no teeth, and an eye patch asked me if I was looking for a date.. Long story short, picking her up at 7.