@KimmyMonte: you should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower
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@SteveSuckington: I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt
@LackOfShame: I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot.