@Love_bug1016: “You should eat only six fries per serving.” What’s next? Telling us something psycho like eating an entire pizza doesn’t count as one serving?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KrangTNelson: it’s extremely weird how many reporters are turning in long-read stories about how fabulously wealthy jeff bezos is when it is pretty well known that editors are only really interested in pictures of Spiderman
@: Jumped over a puddle with an accidentally flamboyant step today, if anyone's currently casting a production of "West Side Story."