@MsSugar_Kisses: "You should leave your wife..." The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning...
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@RowanElHossary: I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
@rockymomax: [ultrasound] DOCTOR: oh my god! HER: what's wrong? DOCTOR: Ok don't panic but it looks as though you swallowed a baby
@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
@joefrog1: If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.