@super_morgasm: You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal.
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@AJ_VanFossen: I swallowed a Ice Cube and I haven't pooped it out yet, I'm really scared you guys.
@KyleMcDowell86: I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts.
@Biraahwa: Her: *smiles* You fill those out very nicely. Me: (looks at jeans)Thanks. Bank Teller: Sir, could you please pass back the forms? Me: Ohh!