@oakhillbargrill: You take the oxy out of oxymoron
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@seandunn76: I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion and also I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion.
@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
@BlindChow: Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w– Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT